I just don't want to end up like Katie Couric. I want people to take me seriously.

Who said?


"I just don't want to end up like Katie Couric. I want people to take me seriously."

1) Katie Couric
2) Dan Rather
3) Miss USA

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Rachel Smith, Miss USA, on her journalistic aspirations. Couric's spokesman said that if Smith "continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously."

I'm very lucky that tears didn't come out.

Who said?

"I'm very lucky that tears didn't come out."

1) Rosie O'Donnell
2) Barbra Walters
3) Elizabeth Hasselbeck


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Elizabeth Hasselbeck recalling her heated on-air spat with Rosie O'Donnell on The View earlier this year

Unfortunately, there are too many mosques in this country.

Who said?

"Unfortunately, there are too many mosques in this country."

1) The pope
2) Peter King
3) Osama

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Rep. Peter King (R-NY)
an adviser to Rudy Giuliani, talking about the need to improve homeland security. After King disputed the quote, Politico.com posted the taped interview online

"It was probably bad for my career."

Who said?
"It was probably bad for my career."

1) A-rod after being pictured with a stripper
2) Ben Affleck about J-Lo
3) Katie Couric after taking the CBS job


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Actor Ben Affleck on his relationship with Jennifer Lopez from 2002 to 2004

"Clear the room, I've had enough of this."

Who said?
"Clear the room, I've had enough of this."
1) My wife after my third burrito.
2) Senator Robert Byrd
3) Notre Dame football coach afer fourth consecutive loss

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Senator Robert Byrd abruptly adjourning a hearing for the Senate Appropriations Committee after anti-war protesters began jeering Gen. Peter Pace for calling homosexuality "counter to God's law"